Is there any medicine for long life?
Man: Is there any medicine for long life?
Doctor: get married
Man: will it help?
Doctor: no, but it will avoid such thoughts.
Doctor: get married
Man: will it help?
Doctor: no, but it will avoid such thoughts.
Why Soo Much Make-Up?
Boy: Where Are You Going? Girl: For Suicide..
Boy: Then, Why Soo Much Make-Up?
Girl: You Idiot..!! Tomorrow My Photo will Come In Newspaper.
Boy: Then, Why Soo Much Make-Up?
Girl: You Idiot..!! Tomorrow My Photo will Come In Newspaper.
how can you escape if it caught fire?
Teacher : Imagine, in a closed room, how can you escape if it caught fire?
Student : Simple, Stop imagining.
Student : Simple, Stop imagining.
Doctor, wherever I touch, it hurts
A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, wherever I touch, it hurts."
The doctor asks, "What do you mean?"
The man says, "When I touch my shoulder, it really hurts.When I touch my knee - OUCH! When I touch my forehead, it really, really hurts."
The doctor says, "I know what's wrong with you. You've broken your finger!"
The doctor asks, "What do you mean?"
The man says, "When I touch my shoulder, it really hurts.When I touch my knee - OUCH! When I touch my forehead, it really, really hurts."
The doctor says, "I know what's wrong with you. You've broken your finger!"
years ago u had a figure like Coke bottle.
Husband: Darling, years ago u had a figure like Coke bottle.
Wife: Yes darling I still do, only difference is earlier it was 300ml now it's 1.5 ltrs.
Wife: Yes darling I still do, only difference is earlier it was 300ml now it's 1.5 ltrs.
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What r the people of Turkey called?
Teacher: What r the people of Turkey called?
Student: I don't know.
Teacher: They r called Turks. Now What r the people of Germany called?
Student: They r called Germs
Student: I don't know.
Teacher: They r called Turks. Now What r the people of Germany called?
Student: They r called Germs
why r u late for school again?
Teacher: Peter, why r u late for school again?
Peter: Well, Miss, I dreamed that I was playing football & the game went into extra time.
Peter: Well, Miss, I dreamed that I was playing football & the game went into extra time.